Suck it and see - best Amazon review!

I'm amazed they've left this on the site as long as they have - better get there quick before they pull it! A teaser:

"A few minutes on maximum suction makes for an excellent warm-up, before Doreen inserts a small orange into my mouth and..."

Answers on a postcard, please.

Click here to reveal all! (Work safe-ish!). I'm impressed how many people found the review useful!